http://twitter.com/god - hasn't tweeted in a while, so maybe the lord is up to something...
http://twitter.com/dwightkschrute - Fact. A beet farmer invented Twitter.
http://twitter.com/darthvader - If the dark side is your bag.
http://twitter.com/chucknorris - Chuck Norris doesn't twitter, twitter can't help but send messages about him.
http://twitter.com/WilliamShatner - Must. Keep. Under 140 characters.
http://twitter.com/insults - If you really want to insult someone's mother, and don't have any material.
http://twitter.com/GhostWhisperer - 312 followers representative of the number of people that watch the show? Probably.
http://twitter.com/ord - If you like a to snicker at poor travelers woes, this site is for you.